Dc Element

Dc (District of Columbia)

Atomic Number: 14
Atomic Mass: 68.35 Sq Mi
Category: Politically charged alloy
Electron Configuration: A highly caffeinated mix of monuments, power suits, and people who are very into brunch.
Boiling Point: When someone doesn’t know the difference between a lobbyist and a congressperson.
Special Properties: Extremely reactive to any form of politics, protests, and "can you sign this petition?" requests. Bonds well with lobbying, press conferences, and those "I ❤️ DC" t-shirts. Emits a constant aura of ambition, traffic jams, and tourists pretending to understand the metro system.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in the compulsive need to talk about politics, an ever-growing collection of protest signs, and an unhealthy addiction to overpriced coffee.
Year Discovered: 1790

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing