Atomic Number: 27 Atomic Mass: 65,758 Sq Mi Category: Highly reactive nonconformist Electron Configuration: Shiny beaches with unpredictable swampy undertones. Melting Point: Exactly 91°F with 100% humidity. Special Properties: Extremely humid and prone to spontaneous alligator appearances. Conducts bizarre headlines at an unprecedented rate. Reacts violently with cold fronts, often resulting in "snowbird" migration. Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to inexplicable love for key lime pie and the phrase "Bless your heart. Year Discovered: 1845
