Il Element
Il Element
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Il (Illinois)
Atomic Number: 21
Atomic Mass: 57,915 Sq Mi
Category: Industrial, Windy City metal
Electron Configuration: A mix of skyscrapers, cornfields, and the faint sound of traffic honking in Chicago.
Boiling Point: When the Cubs lose in the last inning of the season.
Special Properties: Highly reactive to deep-dish pizza, Chicago dogs, and the perennial rivalry with New York pizza. Bonds strongly with lakefront views, toll booths, and people who insist on calling it "The Chicago." Emits a constant cloud of hustle, sports fandom, and occasional snowstorms.
Warning: Known to oscillate between extreme cold and boiling heat in the span of a single week. Handle with caution and layers!
Year Discovered: 1818
Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing
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