Atomic Number: 21 Atomic Mass: 57,915 Sq Mi Category: Industrial, Windy City metal Electron Configuration: A mix of skyscrapers, cornfields, and the faint sound of traffic honking in Chicago. Boiling Point: When the Cubs lose in the last inning of the season. Special Properties: Highly reactive to deep-dish pizza, Chicago dogs, and the perennial rivalry with New York pizza. Bonds strongly with lakefront views, toll booths, and people who insist on calling it "The Chicago." Emits a constant cloud of hustle, sports fandom, and occasional snowstorms. Warning: Known to oscillate between extreme cold and boiling heat in the span of a single week. Handle with caution and layers! Year Discovered: 1818
