Atomic Number: 7 Atomic Mass: 12,407 Sq Mi Category: Coastal crustacean alloy Electron Configuration: A patchwork of bay waters, colonial charm, and flag patterns on everything. Boiling Point: When someone refers to Maryland as "the South" or "basically D.C." Special Properties: Highly reactive to debates about the best crab cakes. Bonds easily with lacrosse sticks, sailboats, and historic landmarks. Emits a salty, spicy aroma, particularly near the Chesapeake Bay. Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in an unshakable addiction to Old Bay, Natty Boh, and yelling "O!" during the national anthem. Year Discovered: 1788
