Atomic Number: 26 Atomic Mass: 96,716 Sq Mi Category: Great Lakes alloy Electron Configuration: Shaped like a mitten, frequently holding a craft beer or a pasty. Boiling Point: When someone confuses it with Wisconsin or asks if Detroit is “still a thing.” Special Properties: Magnetic to snow, fudge, and tourists looking for "the U.P." Alternates between freezing solid in the winter and becoming a beach paradise in the summer. Bonds well with cider mills, college rivalries, and unexpected construction zones. Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to obsessive hand-map usage and debates over the best kind of cherry. Year Discovered: 1837
