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Mo Element

Mo Element

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Mo (Missouri)

Atomic Number: 24
Atomic Mass: 69,715 Sq Mi
Category: Gateway transitional metal
Electron Configuration: A mix of rolling Ozark hills, bustling cities, and surprisingly impressive barbecue smoke clouds.
Melting Point/ Boiling Point: When someone suggests Kansas City is actually in Kansas or disses toasted ravioli.
Special Properties: Bonds strongly with rivers (two major ones, thank you very much). Highly reactive to debates about Kansas City vs. St. Louis barbecue. Exhibits periodic bursts of state pride, especially when pointing out the Gateway Arch.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to excessive use of the phrase “Show Me” and an unshakable loyalty to toasted ravioli.
Year Discovered: 1821

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing

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