Nj Element

Nj (New Jersey)

Atomic Number: 3
Atomic Mass: 8,722 Sq Mi
Category: High-energy, fast-paced element
Electron Configuration: A chaotic mix of toll roads, diners, and inexplicable affection for Bruce Springsteen.
Boiling Point: When someone confuses it with New York or makes fun of the “Jersey Shore” TV show.
Special Properties: Highly reactive to traffic, bagels, and people who don’t understand the concept of a "jughandle." Bonds with pizza, delis, and an undeniable love for the beach (even when it's freezing). Emits a distinctive aroma of Italian subs, saltwater, and the faint sound of someone yelling “Yo!”
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause the uncontrollable urge to honk your horn, complain about the weather, and aggressively defend the state against all critics.
Year Discovered: 1787

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing