Atomic Number: 36 Atomic Mass: 110,577 Sq Mi Category: Deserted party metal Electron Configuration: A glittering oasis of neon lights surrounded by endless sand and questionable decisions. Boiling Point: When someone asks, "Isn’t it just all desert?" or claims it’s “too quiet” outside Las Vegas. Special Properties: Highly reactive to slot machines, poker chips, and “just one more drink.” Emits a strange glow of luxury hotels, showgirls, and the occasional UFO sighting. Can withstand extreme temperatures, both in the desert and the nightclub. Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to forgetting what day it is, developing a fondness for buffets, and acquiring a love for Elvis impersonators. Year Discovered: 1864
