Ny Element

Ny (New York)

Atomic Number: 11
Atomic Mass: 54,555 Sq Mi
Category: High-energy, fast-paced alloy
Electron Configuration: A dazzling blend of skyscrapers, yellow cabs, and enough pizza joints to make you question your life choices.
Boiling Point: Instantly, especially during rush hour or when someone walks too slow on the sidewalk.
Special Properties: Highly reactive to bagels, Broadway shows, and an overwhelming number of pizza toppings. Bonds with a permanent sense of urgency, a deep love for street food, and an undeniable need to shout about your favorite sports team. Emits a constant buzz of ambition, subway delays, and “I ❤️ NY” bumper stickers.
Warning: Overexposure may cause side effects such as excessive ambition, accidental Broadway performances, or intense subway survival instincts.
Year Discovered: 1788

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing