Ok Element

Ok (Oklahoma)

Atomic Number: 46
Atomic Mass: 69,699 Sq Mi
Category: Thunderous, open plains element
Electron Configuration: A vast expanse of flat plains, with the occasional surprise of rolling hills and cows.
Boiling Point: When someone asks, "Is it true that the whole state is just flat?"
Special Properties: Highly reactive to BBQ, fried foods, and the sound of a tornado siren. Bonds strongly with ranch dressing, sweet tea, and unshakeable pride in the Sooners or Cowboys. Emits a constant hum of country music and hearty "howdy’s" under a wide-open sky.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to an obsession with flat landscapes, an unrelenting craving for fried okra, and an inability to explain why the weather changes so quickly.
Year Discovered: 1907

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing