Or Element

Or (Oregon)

Atomic Number: 33
Atomic Mass: 98,381 Sq Mi
Category: Evergreen, artisanal compound
Electron Configuration: A mysterious mix of misty forests, craft breweries, and people who really care about their coffee beans. 
Boiling Point: When someone mentions the word “California” in a way that sounds like an insult.
Special Properties: Highly reactive to coffee, craft beer, and rain—often all at once. Bonds strongly with flannel shirts, organic produce, and the urge to hike or kayak every weekend. Emits a peaceful aura of "please don't touch my kombucha" and "nature is life." 
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause a tendency to avoid mainstream anything, an obsession with keeping Portland weird, and a sudden desire to live in a tiny house.
Year Discovered: 1859

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing