Atomic Number: 16 Atomic Mass: 42,181 Sq Mi Category: Solid country-metal hybrid Electron Configuration: A blend of rolling green hills, smoky mountains, and neon-lit honky-tonks. Boiling Point: Any SEC football game, especially against Alabama. Special Properties: Highly musical, frequently vibrating to frequencies of bluegrass, country, and Dolly Parton. Stable under BBQ-smoked conditions but volatile near opposing college football fans. Surprisingly magnetic to bachelorette parties. Warning: May cause an uncontrollable urge to belt out karaoke, wear cowboy boots, or argue about the best kind of whiskey. Year Discovered: 1796
