Tx Element

Tx (Texas)

Atomic Number: Bigger than yours
Atomic Mass: Everything's heavier in Texas
Category: Big, bold, and high-energy compound
Electron Configuration: A massive blend of wide-open skies, BBQ pits, and way too many pickup trucks.
Boiling Point: Any game day or when someone says "everything’s better in California"
Special Properties: Highly reactive to brisket, country music, and the phrase “Everything’s bigger in Texas.” Bonds with football, oil rigs, and a deep, almost unshakable pride in everything Texas. Emits a constant hum of "yee-haws," "howdy’s," and the sound of someone ordering a “sweet tea” at a diner.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an uncontrollable desire to wear a cowboy hat, talk about the Alamo, and explain why “real” football is played with helmets and pads.
Year Discovered: 1836, declared itself independent before joining the Union in 1845

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing