Ut Element

Ut (Utah)

Atomic Number: 45
Atomic Mass: 84,899 Sq Mi
Category: Rocky, spiritually charged compound
Electron Configuration: A stunning mixture of red rock canyons, snow-capped mountains, and a surprising number of people in activewear.
Boiling Point: When someone mentions it’s too hot for a hike or ski in the same conversation
Special Properties: Highly reactive to Mormons, skiers, and a very dry climate. Bonds easily with hiking boots, ski poles, and Mormon Tabernacle Choir music. Emits a constant aura of "just one more mountain trail to hike" and "can we stop for more scenic overlooks?"
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an addiction to the outdoors and the sudden urge to attend every national park. Do not drink the water in the Great Salt Lake unless you enjoy feeling like a pickled cucumber.
Year Discovered: 1896

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing