Wi Element

Wi (Wisconsin)

Atomic Number: 30
Atomic Mass: 65,498 Sq Mi
Category: Dairy-heavy solid
Electron Configuration: A frosty mix of lush green fields, cheese factories, and Packer pride.
Boiling Point: When someone says, “Isn’t that just Minnesota?” or questions the superiority of Wisconsin cheese.
Special Properties: Strongly bonds with cheese, especially in forms like curds, bricks, and those deep-fried varieties. Emits a hearty aroma of bratwurst, beer, and an undeniable love for sports teams with questionable seasons. Highly stable in cold weather, but reacts violently to any mention of “the Vikings.”
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an unshakeable fondness for cheese hats, fish fries, and exclamations of “Oh, you betcha!”
Year Discovered: 1848

Shirt Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit
• Heavyweight
• Premium quality
• Tightly knit
• Side-seamed construction
• DTF printing